Category Archives: Celebrity Joke of the Day

Celebrity Joke of the Day April 15, 2011

Posted on April 15, 2011 by Chuck Finley

ABC has announced they are canceling One Life to Live and All My Children.
Charlie Sheen is upset as he was in talks to star in both shows.

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Celebrity Classic Joke of the Day, March 25, 2011

Posted on March 25, 2011 by Chuck Finley

I know it wasn’t right but people act like they’re so shocked at seeing a breast at the Super Bowl halftime show. If you watch the show, every commercial is for some kind of impotence drug. They finally … Continue reading →

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Celebrity Joke of the Day March 24, 2011

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Chuck Finley

I don’t know why Lindsay Lohan would want to steal any necklaces.
The courts supply her with free ankle bracelets.

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Celebrity Joke of the Day March 23, 2011

Posted on March 23, 2011 by Chuck Finley

Denise Richard and Charlie Sheen have agreed to extend a restraining order requiring Sheen to stay at least 300 yards from estranged wife Denise and their daughters.
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Celebrity Joke of the Day March 22, 2011

Posted on March 22, 2011 by Chuck Finley

What’s more embarrassing than being Charlie Sheen?
Being one of the million people applying to be his intern!

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Celebrity Joke of the Day March 21, 2011

Posted on March 21, 2011 by Chuck Finley

How did Charlie Sheen pass his court ordered drug test?
They couldn’t find any urine in his cocaine!

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Celebrity Joke of the Day March 20, 2011

Posted on March 20, 2011 by Chuck Finley

Why is Charlie Sheen traveling across the country performing one man shows?
Because he was tired of neglecting his children from home!

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Celebrity Joke of the Day, March 19, 2011

Posted on March 19, 2011 by Chuck Finley

Where does Charlie Sheen get his “Tiger Blood”?
From Elin Nordegren!

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Celebrity Classic Joke of the Day March 18, 2011

Posted on March 18, 2011 by Chuck Finley

One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express.

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Celebrity Joke of the Day, March 17

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Chuck Finley

Charlie Sheen is a winner because he has TigerBlood.
Which explains Tiger’s past antics. Tiger must have gotten some Charlie blood.

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